NO MORE MUFFIN

I am sorry to report that (Blueberry) Muffin Fazio-Armitage has officially been pronounced Missing in Action. We do not have ALL the details on his disappearance(or we would have him back home) but we DO know that someone(I won't mention who, but his name starts with "A" and ends "lbert")left the garage door open and entered our house through the basement door, which he then did not shut all the way. Muffin then got curious and proceeded to leave the house along with Bandit Armitage. Bandit was smart enough to stay near the house, Muffin was stupid enough to go hide in the woods. Seach parties were immediately called in. I don't have to tell you that the longer Muffin goes missing, the lower his chances of being alive are. He is probably eating tuna in a bed of catnip in "kitty heaven". (SNIFFLE)